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Office Help Needed

A local business was looking for office help. They put a sign in the window, stating the following: "HELP WANTED - Must be able to type, must be good with a computer and must be bilingual. Equal Opportunity

Employer." A short time afterwards, a Border Collie trotted up to the window, saw the sign and went in. He looked at the receptionist and wagged his tail, then walked over to the sign, looked at it and whined.

Getting the idea, the receptionist got the office manager. He looked at the dog and was surprised, to say the least. However the dog looked determined, so he lead him into the office. Inside, the dog jumped into a chair and stared at the manager. The manager said "I can't hire you. The sign says you have to be able to type." The dog jumped down, went to the typewriter and typed out a perfect letter. He took out the page , trotted over to the manager,

gave him the letter and got back into the chair. The manager was stunned but said "the sign says you have to be good with a computer." The dog jumped down again and went to the computer. The dog proceeded to enter and execute a perfect program, one that worked flawlessly the first time. By this time, the manager was totally dumb-founded. He looked at the dog and said "I realize that you're a very intelligent dog and have some

interesting abilities. However, I still cannot give you the job." The dog jumped down and went to the sign and put his paw on the sentence that read "Equal Opportunity Employer." The manager said "yes, but you must also be bilingual." The dog looked at the manager calmly and said "Meow."